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robelessd:

why reenact the purge? Is shrek the musical not good enough?

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vinegod:

Nicki Minaj’s laugh has been giving me nightmares. by Anwar Jibawi

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theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

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rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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